Wednesday, March 4, 2009
laughoutloud
unfortunately... sexist jokes have always made me laugh... depending of course on the wittiness
(disclaimer: the following quotes do not necessarily reflect the beliefs of the blogger...)
Sure, God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
(oh oh oh!!! ouch! this is definitely a quote that DOES NOT represent my beliefs! but... you have to admit, it is witty! BUT BUT... one could argue... that yes, God created man first, but he wasn't good enough, soooo God created woman! OR... it was not good for man to be alone, (ie. they can't survive without a woman) SO tada!!! woman!)
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
- Linda Ellerbee
(haha i like ties, i also like tying them... but i hated wearing them during highschool. i would say, without ties, how are guys going to accessorise?)
haha isn't it funny how we're so different? funny and at times downright annoying ;)
more to come: watch this space!
Labels: boysandgirls, laughoutloud
Updated@5:58 PM
so... whatcha thinking? =)
